Merry Fucking Christmas—your cheeky Christmas companion that whispers festive profanity to the relatives you haven’t seen in a year. This dreamy blend of snowy freshness, aromatic spices, and holiday magic creates the Winterwood Spice scent customers crave.
Hand-poured in small batches with sustainably sourced coconut-soy wax, this candle delivers clean burns and family gathering energy to any space. Whether it’s gifted for Christmas parties, lit during family gatherings, or burned while surviving the holidays, this candle brings the cheeky humor. Available in Green or Purple label. Perfect for retailers seeking holiday inventory with personality and seasonal sass.
Fragrance Notes: Winterwood Spice
- Top Note: Snowy Freshness — crisp, clean, winter-perfect with cool brightness and sparkle
- Middle Note: Aromatic Spices — warm, festive, cozy with holiday magic and seasonal comfort
- Base Note: Winterwood Blend — dreamy, nostalgic, seasonally perfect with magical vibes
Perfect For
- Funny family holiday gifts and Christmas humor
- Christmas party favors and gag gifts
- Holiday gatherings and family celebrations
- Wholesale seasonal inventory with attitude
- Christmas boutiques and cheeky displays
- Secret Santa exchanges with personality
- Anyone surviving family during the holidays
What Makes Us Great
- USA-farmed, sustainably sourced coconut-soy wax — always paraffin-free.
- Prop 65–compliant fragrances & essential oils — clean, safe, and smell amazing.
- No parabens, phthalates, or BPA — ever.
- Eco-friendly cotton wicks — for a cleaner, longer burn.
- Cruelty-free & planet-friendly — because we actually give a damn.
- Small batch, made in-house — fresher pours, better candles, all love.
About the Strike + Burn Candles & Gifts Wholesale Brand
Strike + Burn Wholesale is the leader in brazen, adult humor candles and gifts. We create funny candles, cheeky greeting cards, and unfiltered products that celebrate body positivity, LGBTQ+ pride, feminist empowerment, and sex-positive humor.
Every candle is handmade in small batches using USA-farmed, sustainably sourced coconut-soy wax, Prop 65-compliant fragrances, and eco-friendly cotton wicks — always paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free.
Perfect for funny gifts, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, weddings, or anyone who refuses to be boring.
Our Community
We’re proud to create products that celebrate all bodies, all genders, all sexualities, and all the beautifully chaotic humans who refuse to fit in a box. Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community, a proud feminist, a body-positive warrior, or just someone who loves a good laugh — you’re our people.
The Strike + Burn Wholesale Promise
Every candle is:
- Hand-poured in small batches for quality control
- Made in-house by our team (not outsourced)
- Tested rigorously for burn time and scent throw
- Packaged with care in recyclable materials
- Sent with love and a wink
Why Strike + Burn Wholesale?
We make the gifts Hallmark is too scared to. Strike + Burn was built for people who say what they mean, celebrate who they love, and refuse to give boring gifts.
Every funny candle we make starts with USA-farmed coconut-soy wax, clean Prop 65-compliant fragrances, and eco-friendly cotton wicks — hand-poured in small batches because quality actually matters to us.
Bold scents. Loud labels. Zero boring gifts. That’s the Strike + Burn promise.
What We Stand For
Strike + Burn creates for all bodies, all genders, all sexualities — for everyone who believes self-expression should be loud, inclusive, and celebrated. Our community is the heartbeat of everything we do. From the labels we design to the causes we stand behind, every decision we make starts with the same question: Does this celebrate the people we serve?
Because at Strike + Burn, inclusion isn’t a marketing strategy. It’s who we are.
Gifts That Get Laughs. Every Single Time.
Strike + Burn candles, cards, and stickers aren’t just products — they’re conversation starters, mood lifters, and the one gift in the pile everyone actually remembers. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, engagements, weddings, Pride celebrations, white elephant exchanges, and any occasion that deserves a little more personality.
Shop our full wholesale collection of funny candles, adult humor greeting cards, and irreverent stickers — and find the perfect gift for the person in your life who refuses to be boring.
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