NEW ACCOUNTS | Save 10% on your first wholesale order*
Fast, Free Shipping on orders $300+

HOLIDAY

Christmas Candles

WHOLESALE PRICING

4oz Candle
Sold in cases of 4 (increments of 2)
$7 ea | $28 case pack

8oz Candle
Sold in cases of 4 (increments of 2)
$11 ea | $44 case pack

WHOLESALE PRICING

Greeting Cards
Sold in cases of 6 (increments of 3)
$3.00ea | $18.00 case pack

Statement Stickers
Sold in cases of 6 (increments of 3)
$1.25ea | $7.50 case pack

ORDERING INFORMATION

Opening Order
$150

Reorder
$150

Payment Terms
Credit Card, ACH, Terms OAC

ORDERING INFORMATION

Lead Time
3-4 Business Days

Ships From
San Diego, CA

Ordering Email
sales@strikeandburn.com

Funny Christmas Candles for Stocking Stuffers & Secret Santa

About Strike + Burn Wholesale Christmas Candles

x .sb-section h2 { color: #cf5f88; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: center; } .sb-section p { color: #797979; line-height: 1.6; margin-bottom: 18px; } .sb-section a { color: #cf5f88; text-decoration: none; } .sb-section a:hover { color: #89679F; }

Funny Christmas Candles with Real Personality

Hand-poured attitude in a jar. Each funny Christmas candle is made with eco-friendly coconut-soy wax, brazen fragrances, and labels that say exactly what you’re thinking.

Body-positive, LGBTQ+ proud, and feminist — these are the perfect funny candles for birthdays, bachelorette parties, Pride celebrations, or anyone who refuses to give boring gifts.

Premium Quality Meets Unfiltered Humor

Every Strike + Burn candle is hand-poured in small batches using USA-farmed coconut-soy wax and Prop 65–compliant fragrances. Our candles are always paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free — because quality matters, especially when the humor is this loud.

From sarcastic birthday candles to sex-positive celebration candles, each scent delivers a strong fragrance throw while the labels steal the spotlight. These candles aren’t just gifts — they’re the ultimate conversation starters.

Candles Made to Be Gifted

Strike + Burn candles are made for people who value authentic self-expression. Designed to celebrate all bodies, all genders, and all sexualities, these candles make unforgettable gifts — or the perfect “treat yourself” moment for your own space.

Light one up, let it burn, and enjoy a candle that smells incredible while saying exactly what everyone else is thinking.

Remember, Naughty Never Smelled This Good.