Upgrade the bride tribe! Cheeky bridesmaid proposal card with gold-foil hearts and a removable crystal penis keepsake.
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The “Same Dick Forever – Funny Happy Engagement” Greeting Card is cheeky, playful, and unforgettable — now available for bridal boutiques, gift shops, and funny couples gift retailers. Featuring a removable gemstone crystal penis and sparkly gold-foil wedding ring accents, this card delivers guaranteed laughs and a keepsake couples treasure. A best-selling wholesale engagement card that flies off shelves.
Printed on recycled watercolor-textured cardstock, this card shines at engagement parties, bridal showers, and bachelorette nights.
Strike + Burn Wholesale is the leader in brazen, adult humor candles and gifts. We create funny candles, cheeky greeting cards, and unfiltered products that celebrate body positivity, LGBTQ+ pride, feminist empowerment, and sex-positive humor.
Every candle is handmade in small batches using USA-farmed, sustainably sourced coconut-soy wax, Prop 65-compliant fragrances, and eco-friendly cotton wicks — always paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free.
Perfect for funny gifts, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, weddings, or anyone who refuses to be boring.
We’re proud to create products that celebrate all bodies, all genders, all sexualities, and all the beautifully chaotic humans who refuse to fit in a box. Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community, a proud feminist, a body-positive warrior, or just someone who loves a good laugh — you’re our people.
Every candle is:
We make the gifts Hallmark is too scared to. Strike + Burn was built for people who say what they mean, celebrate who they love, and refuse to give boring gifts.
Every funny candle we make starts with USA-farmed coconut-soy wax, clean Prop 65-compliant fragrances, and eco-friendly cotton wicks — hand-poured in small batches because quality actually matters to us.
Bold scents. Loud labels. Zero boring gifts. That’s the Strike + Burn promise.
Strike + Burn creates for all bodies, all genders, all sexualities — for everyone who believes self-expression should be loud, inclusive, and celebrated. Our community is the heartbeat of everything we do. From the labels we design to the causes we stand behind, every decision we make starts with the same question: Does this celebrate the people we serve?
Because at Strike + Burn, inclusion isn’t a marketing strategy. It’s who we are.
Strike + Burn candles, cards, and stickers aren’t just products — they’re conversation starters, mood lifters, and the one gift in the pile everyone actually remembers. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, engagements, weddings, Pride celebrations, white elephant exchanges, and any occasion that deserves a little more personality.
Shop our full wholesale collection of funny candles, adult humor greeting cards, and irreverent stickers — and find the perfect gift for the person in your life who refuses to be boring.
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